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"If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual."

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jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

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micheledesanta:

when ur followers reblog something from you and add terrible commentary

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funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

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ciryl:

more purple trainwreck
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noelowl:

#I’m pretty sure Tom could commit literally any crime and get away with it#’You are charged with armed robbery’#*face*#’Oh he didn’t mean it. Let him go.’#’Uhhh. You just killed a guy’#’Oh you poor baby! Let’s get you some cookies and milk while we wash this blood off you.’


#I’M TRYING REALLY HARD #BUT LOOK AT HIS FACE

“I let the Frost Giants into Asgard”


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I was literally just here talking to the computer trying to tell Tom that he was going to jail, but I couldn’t. Look at that face.